Conversations

• "I have met rocks with better conversational skills than you."
• "I have heard too many of your lectures." "What lectures?" "Sorry, you say conversation starters,  I say lectures."
• "When you talk, do you stop and think before the words come out, or do you just spit it out like your bad breath?"
• "Conversations are two sided...unless they're with Shirley over there. Then it's just one sided."
• "I'm sorry, I was too busy tuning you out to catch that last half hour."