Reality and Fairytales

• "In reality, that frog you kissed is a toad and the only thing you get is warts."

• "My glass slipper broke and now I've got pumpkin guts all over me."

• "Rapunzel cut her hair and tied it to the bed post so that she could get out, not so he could get in."

• "Ariel might not smell the fishy odor, but I do."

• "In reality, if after two near death experiences, you take the third apple? You deserve to die."

• "Beauty may fall for the beast, but Brains gets the hell out of there."

• "If you sleep your life away waiting for Prince Charming, eventually you're going to wake up and realize you just let life pass you by."