Insulting Conversation Comments

• "If there had been a 30 day return policy, your mother would've sent you back."

• "You look like you were hit by three trucks, got up, cleaned yourself off, and then got hit by a biker."

• "If you only looked as pretty as your insides, not even your mother would kiss you."

• "You don't even have half the brain cells God gave a T-Rex."

• "When you talk, and words come out, all I hear is, 'I'm a bitch who doesn't know when to shut up.' So please stop speaking."

• "You're right about as often as Hayley's Comet is visible form Earth..."

• Just when I thought the day couldn't get any worse, you walked in the door, and suddenly hell wasn't such a bad place."

• "Do you hear yourself when you talk, or are you so in love with the sound of your voice, that it doesn't matter?"

• "If only everybody were as stupid as you; then you wouldn't look so much like an ignorant ass."

• "It's hard to see anything with your head so far up her ass."

• "The only difference between you and a caveman is I'd have better conversation with the caveman."