All this is going to be is one, maybe two liners for you to laugh at;
- "Lying doesn't make me a bad person." "Well I don't think you'll be winning any upstanding citizen awards."
- "None of this makes sense! It's like you just threw a bunch of words together and expected me not to notice!" "...well I should get an A for effort."
- "What do you think the French say when they cuss? Pardon my English?"
- "Five minutes and this shirt is coming off." "I TOLD you she was stripping back there." "Not my undershirt, you perverts! I'm talking about my top shirt!" "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
- "Life is not a party." "Not when you've got a ten foot stick up your ass."
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